tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

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23.May.13 12 hours ago

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

castielofasgard:

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22.May.13 1 day ago

my parents said to go to bed early

it is early

in the morning

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22.May.13 1 day ago

Problems with being a male

emily-with-a-y:

Having emotions is seen as weakness
Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness
Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality
A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior
Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine
Makeup isn’t even an option
Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay
Being gay is seen as weak
You can’t control the size of your “manhood”
You can’t report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist
No male specific support groups or movements
Unequal parental rights
Extreme feminists treating you less than human
Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they’re sexist pigs
People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable
No one will read this past the title

okay rant time:

so many of these just turn out to be sexism against women anyway. emotions, weakness, makeup and liking men are all associated with women, and the complaints about these things in lines 1, 2, 4, 6 and 8 turn out to be misogynistic anyway. that just leaves these:

‘Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality’ I agree this sucks, but women get this too - except they are called ‘sluts’ ‘whores’ etc instead, so this isn’t a male specific problem.

‘Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine’ I don’t even agree with this statement to be honest. I know plenty people of both sexes who are superficial and get shit for it. Again, male specific problem?

‘Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay’ Again, this just relates to the idea of being sexually attracted to men, which is often associated with women. The way it’s coming across: gay = woman = weak = inferior

‘You can’t control the size of your “manhood”’ Again, women can’t control the size of their breasts, genitals, the way their face looks, in some cases their body weight, their height etc which are all judged in relation to their femininity and attractiveness. So again, although this quote is referring specifically to penises, lack of control over the way we look is again not a male specific problem.

‘You can’t report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist’ This is just disgusting, as it suggests that being a victim of a rape is something to be ashamed of whilst being a rapist is not as bad. Obviously being a rapist is worse, and hopefully men should know that.

‘No male specific support groups or movements’ Plenty of stuff on here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men’s_rights_movement

‘Unequal parental rights’ This is true, and it’s horrible.

Extreme feminists treating you less than human’ Again, true.

‘Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they’re sexist pigs’ Not entirely convinced, although women can get away with a hell of a lot more sexism than men can today in Western society, women still get called sexist, so it’s not as black and white as that.

People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable’ Again, not convinced but I can see the argument here.

‘No one will read this past the title’ But plenty of people have :)

so yeah, there’s only 4 or 5 there which are even relevant.

(Source: exhaustedgamer)

22.May.13 1 day ago

How rape trials should go:

  • Lawyer: Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
  • Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes, but-
  • Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
  • Witness: Yes.
  • Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
  • Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.
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